The Contraband

Issue date: 10/23/06 Section: Opinion

Well howdy-do! Oh, the tea, the tea! Y'all, it's some mess going on around here! Ladies, I've said it once, and I'll say it again…watch your man! Fellas, you might want to be careful about whom you keep company with; some of your homeboys might not be down with you for reasons you might think. Case in point: I have a reliable source that has had hot, steamy relations with three members of a well-known male sports team on campus.
I know y'all might not think that's interesting…but my source is a guy! And when I tell you the relations were hot, baby they were hotter than a bounced check at McNeese. But what gets me is that these three people don't realize that they all slept with the same dude! And they walk around here like they are so homophobic…oh give me a break!
And another thing…ladies, don't let these guys run through you like prune juice.
Y'all don't know where their goods have been. I know this one girl, she let four guys pass her around like commissary at a jail house. But what she doesn't know is that one of those guys like the same thing she does-if you catch my drift.
Now that's "down low" for your spirit, baby! I hope she ain't catch nothing from that Rambo romp. From what my sources tell me, one of the participants (the "down low" one) look like a cross between Rafiki from "The Lion King" and Baloo from "The Jungle Book." We'll just call him "Bafiki."
Remember…watch who you do your dirt with, or you might come back muddy.

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